See you at the Olympics one day, kid.
"If there was a gold medal for using my family's data I'd be Michael Phelps."
Twenty-five Olympic medals (and counting!) is really just the beginning.
The 18-time gold medal Olympian was arrested for driving while intoxicated on Sept. 30. Update — Oct. 5, 10:20 a.m.: Phelps announced on Twitter that he would seek help.
Apparently amazing achievement in one sport just wasn't enough for the greatest Olympian of all time.
The 3,500 calorie feasts look particularly tasty. A group of Turkish Olympic hopefuls pose with their highly regimented daily diets. Much nicer than the Michael Phelps Human Garbage Disposal Diet.