Brb, adopting 33 pets.
We want to know!!!
Every animal named Charles is instantly hilarious.
Who's my little Marshmallow?
I can't be the only one who calls their dog every name except his/her real one.
Look into their eyes and try to understand.
Honey and sweetie are so 2015.
Hunky hunky pants.
Tell us, babe.
Because your pet is a total star, obviously!
Schnoogly Pretty Paws...obviously.
Bark twice if it's right!
Someone so special deserves a special nickname.
"Are you more of a George, or a Sir BooBooCakes?" The representatives from our Cute or Not app are here to help!
For when people don't realize they're talking to a grown-ass woman.
Are you a Sasha? Or maybe a Baxter?
The straight-up TRUTH about cats and dogs.
Fido and Fluffy are nice, predictable pet names. But how do Barnaby Bones or Cleocatra strike you? Here are the results of an annual contest to find the most unusual dog and cat names in the United States. (via:msnbc)