These photos might make you want to change your Saturday night plans.
Plus why Bill de Blasio is down with Lorde, what your favorite coffee says about you, and how knowing another language helps your brain.
At least Zapp Brannigan is kind of self-aware.
Dude looks like a lady, although that's probably because of the nude fleshsuit.
According to this absolutely horrifying, graphic retelling of former Yankee and current San Francisco Giants pitcher Randy Johnson's wild and pervy antics, there is reason to judge a man by his mustache.