Would you watch Joan Callamezzo or Perd Hapley?
True story: You can see Pawnee City Hall outside Sheldon Cooper's window.
Listen up, Pawneeans. The time has come to find out which local news anchor you're really like.
The story of this story is, that there is a story.
Ya' heard, Perd? BuzzFeed has a first look at the new Parks and Rec webisode, which revolves around Pawnee's favorite news anchor and most notable pundits.