We know this for a fact.
Queen of the Housewives.
My house is pink, but my soul is black.
Be honest, do you donate to charity?
Channel your inner Meredith Grey...
i'mm not drunkk, your'e drunk.
Let's see. 👀
What the fork?
Food knows it all!
SANTA. I KNOW HIM.
Would you rather be extremely immature, or not at all?
Can you tell your POANG from your KIVIK?
What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
It's probably more than you think.
*slightly smiling face emoji*
Do you slither through the tall grass?
On a scale from "ew" to "obsessed"...
This is need to know information, it's kind of important.
Are you too horny to even concentrate on this quiz?
Lotus = lusto. Coincidence? I think not.
Who'll be there for you?
Do you hold on to things for a long, long time?
"I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!"
Apparently it's ~Blue Monday~ today but who knows if that's even a real thing.
Is sex the only thing on your mind?
Does your crush feel the same way or is time to pack up and move on?
Say no to the dick.
Which app is going to give you what you're looking for?
Will Santa be leaving you gifts or coal?
Everybody low-key has elements of both, but which side do you favour?
Are you at 100% potential, or is there room for improvement?
Who wears the handcuffs in your bedroom?
Forever horngry tbh.
"If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet."
By the grace of the topping and bottoming gods, here's your answer.
Do you love robbery and fraud?
Working hard or hardly working?
Are you on your phone right now?
Put down that latte, take off your fedora, and find out if you're a true hipster.
You didn't choose the pug life; it chose you.
You might be surprised.
And did you know there's a new version on the way?
This quiz might make you uncomfortable, or it might make you hungry.