“Can I do a little wiggle?” Priyanka asked in her acceptance speech.
Are you smarter than a celebrity?
Oscars, shmoscars: there was an awards show on last night, people!
The people choose asexual vampires, effeminate werewolves and whatever Kristen Stewart is.
Everyone seemed to skeet all over themselves about Jennifer Aniston's dress.
Jennifer Aniston wore clothes. People seemed to like them.
Cast your vote on the ugly things that celebrities wore. Democracy works!
Twilight is popular. Give it an award.
Minka Kelly looks quite nice.
People like them some sexy Mormon vampires.