"Wo ist der Vater?"
Flaunting your fairytale relationship this close to Valentine's Day? Not cool, yaar!
Manchmal reißt du von der Scheide bis zum Arschloch auf.
Let's get naughty...maybe.
My crush from 2005 has resurfaced just watching him being #HusbandGoals
KACKE ICH GERADE???
With one emoticon comes great responsibility.
Honolulu is set to pay $80,000 to a same-sex couple who sued the city and an officer who arrested them for showing public displays of affection in a grocery store.
Just don’t do it in front of me!
The actresses' Twitter accounts read like one long love letter.
A California couple filed a lawsuit Tuesday alleging a police officer arrested them while on vacation in Hawaii for public displays of affection.
This week, Hannah Giorgis wrote about surviving a long summer of street harassment. Read that and other essays from Quartz, Gawker, Medium, and more.
This brave man wanted the PDA to stop and got a brilliant idea.
Please don't touch my sweaty palms.
If anyone touches you gotta drink.
"You can piss in public but can't kiss in public."
You're not alone.
If someone gives you a room, you take it.
Not all love gets equal filter treatment.
It’s really hard being a freshman!
GET A ROOM.
King & Queen of PDA.
Too much, guys. Too much.
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Wingmanning is a Tumblr dedicated to pictures of Drew Phillips standing stoically next to couples engaging in PDA. He's probably your new hero.
Happy couples: Putting the "P" back in "PDA" since forever. Ew.
Hawaii is such a lovely, romantic island.
Was this photo op PDA cute or corny? That is the question at hand.
Also, there's a slight chance that she's giving her older boyfriend fellatio at the airport. JUST A CHANCE!
These warm, frank images—taken between the Civil War and the 30s and compiled by The Art of Manliness—remind us that a little PDA between male friends never killed anyone. What's everyone so uptight about again?
Yes, these rules are set in stone and shall not be broken.
I wish that cats and dogs spoke English so I could be like, "Get a room, you perverts." (More on these guys and their adventures in PDA here.)
Anti-PDA Cat is doing everyone a favor and making sure you get a goddamn room already.
They're just as rude and inconsiderate as normal folk!
Jesus. Get a fucking room. (Via Arbroath.)
France is all hot and bothered about this video of Carla Bruni-Sarkozy patting her husband's behind.