Revenge is a dish best served petty.
"Please stand closer to the urinal to compensate for your small penis."
Time to confront the truth...or nonchalantly share this on social media so that the certain person you're thinking of will definitely see it.
You call it an office, they call it a war zone.
A masterclass in pettiness.
"Fick dich! Denk mal drüber nach."
Some people just love a good loophole.
Oh you wanted me to wait to watch Game Of Thrones? WHOOPS.
Let's be honest: You're one bad Monday away from being these people.
Are we having fun yet?
"The minute you specify that it's a 'friendly reminder,' I am instantly certain it's anything but."
People are wild.
All of these deserve awards.
Passive-aggressive notes and cheap food for the win.
To be, or not to be...like Bill.
"Will you be joining us for this meeting?"
"Sorry, I'm not sorry."
You're doing us all a favor, passive aggressive note writers.
For the people you don't really wanna wish Merry Christmas...
It's time to celebrate and reflect on the petty, passive-aggressive things about our friends and family that make them who they are. Here are some of the truly great moments in passive aggression.
Read this post. Or don't. I honestly don't care.
Just save yourself the trouble and say it loud and proud.
Will you leave a nice note or tear it to shreds?
I'm literally already eating your food, hope that's OK!
Congratulations! Your parking is shit.
Tell someone how you really feel by giving them these books.
Sometimes you want to be mean, but not like, too mean.
No, it's fine.
No, don't bother to take this quiz, it's fine.
Go fetch his cannonball immediately.
Sometimes their inner grump sneaks out.
A traveller woke up to find this next to his bed. Via Imgur.
Send them to your loved ones, if you must.
IT'S FINE, OKAY?? I CAN TAKE A HINT.
I'm sorry you feel that way.
You're doing God's work, vandals.
People have a lot of problems, basically.
It's not too late to turn your life around, roomies! Looking at you, guy who never replaces the toilet paper.
Payback is wonderful, isn't it?
Because sometimes you just don't want to say it to their face.
"Brick/rock through your windshield" is popular, but so, so expected. These people need to hire me. I'd give them creative causticity.
That 9-year-old daughter is gonna be so mad when she finds out someone nabbed her stash! Also, this may have been a terrible idea.
I hate it when an old couple realizes they've grown-up into different people boroughs. In the event of a divorce, who gets Queens?
Yeaahhhh, I'm gonna have to ask you to pay me triple time for that request.
Heads are going to roll for this one.