Did you earn a degree in biology or beer pong?
When you let Drunk You™ run free.
Usually things start out with: "Wait you never drink? AT ALL?" :D
Cabs are here!
"Should old acquaintance be super drunk..."
You are what you eat, right?
Netflix and turn up?
Books and booze.
You in your 20s: "What comes before Part B? Partaaay!" You in your 30s: "What comes before Partaaay? A quick nap."
Can you make it to midnight?
Forever the 3rd, 5th or even 7th wheel.
An explanation for all those nights you can't remember.
You know it's the truth.
"Just one drink."
"Did you barf in my car again?!"
Make sure your favorite is on the list!
“Would you rather…”
“I thought she was dead.”
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila — four days in bed, wanting to die.
There's nothing wrong with loving the club, OK?
"Being at home and in bed under my blanket watching reruns is much better than going to parties." All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
Can I just go to bed now?
"This holiday is for children, not 25-year-olds!"
You probably won't win the costume competition.
A university student wrote an article claiming he didn't need to attend consent class because he "didn't have to be taught to not be a rapist".
Can I leave yet?
(Day) drink responsibly!
"Don't even say the word 'Jaeger'...I may vomit."
"It took us less than twenty seconds to get stopped by the police."
We've all been there...
“If this works, it’s kind of scary because now there’s no consequences for drinking…”
Episode 4 of Real Mature, a new show from BuzzFeed Motion Pictures.
It's important to know for sure.
I'm READY...to get drunk.
Which one are you?
How quickly can your body metabolize alcohol?
I am dying. Literally, bye.
We all know this guy...
A new study has found incoming students are partying less and using computers more. NERD ALERT.
Tequila shots are never as good as they look in photos.
9pm: SHOTS SHOTS, SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS, SHOTSSSSSSS EVERYBOOODAAAAAY.
Two shots in and the ~real~ you comes out to play.
Oh yes it's ladies' night and the feeling's right.
"Curfew" a.k.a. your worst enemy.
Can't Stop. Won't Stop.
"Well, maybe you should have come to the draft instead of hanging out with Dave."
The world was horrified by footage that went viral recently of an Irish tourist performing oral sex on 24 men in exchange for a free cocktail.