How close can we get?
Alle deine Freunde werden dich markieren, wetten?
“Should you go over three minutes, you will be asked to finish your drink, and then resume giving your presentation.”
Who wouldn't want to eat a Porg?
"Who's gonna explain this to her?"
You've got nothing to lose, but everything to gain!
"I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22."
Happy death day.
Get ready to party!
Oh! You forgot to bring a present... again.
I know you can't WAIT to read this.
Call me a Madrasi ONE. MORE. TIME.
Homemade goodness, ready to go!
"I just think she's finding it hard to understand why someone like me would vote for someone like him. Right?"
Here's what celebrities did after the awards!
How will you ring in 2017?
Will you be taking advantage of the open bar?
To that friend who can make watching paint dry seem like an adventure.
Tight corsets + puffy skirts = trouble.
Free up your time for revelry and to maybe actually eat your own damn food.
YOU CAN DO IT.
America, you need Tennent's chandeliers. H/t Humans Of The Sesh.
Pool party? Yeah no worries mate, fill up the ute.
"I'm really very sorry" – Kanan Gill about sending unfunny YouTube videos, being too competitive on game night, and for liking veg biryani.
What are your most cringe-worthy one-night stand tales?
Red, white, and badass you.
They dragged you here. Now who’s actually going to stay by your side?
The age old dilemma.
Only two of these people are going to be good for conversation. Everyone else? A total nightmare. Choose carefully!
HOW DO TALK??
Keep calm, and chug.
It's your party, and you can make everyone arrive at 2pm if you want to.
An activity for all ages!
No More Parties in Sydney.
"I am never happier than when something I'm supposed to do is cancelled".
Bring back 20 cent toffees!
"Being at home and in bed under my blanket watching reruns is much better than going to parties." All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
Doughnuts, dinosaurs, gnomes: these ideas are so delightful you'll want to use them for your *own* birthday party.
"Just bring yourself!" Translation: Bring booze or you're never coming back.
Damn. That's a lot of boots.
Look at all the fun you missed out on!
The next time you're inclined to whine about going to another party, remember those of us who are hardly able to go to any.
The ultimate Aussie personality test.
Let someone else be the life of the party. You're tired; you just worry about showing up.