"A lady thought she heard a girl screaming."
Meet your new brightly colored besties.
Presidents can be some badasses.
And he's made that abundantly clear.
It's like Predator. But it's art.
As demonstrated by this pair in Chelsea.
Just kidding! They're posed like that on purpose.
Ariel, a Panama Amazon parrot, sees a squirrel in the yard and wants to make sure you know about it.
First it was dogs, and now it's birds. Humans, we'd better step up our game before we're replaced as the dominant species on the planet.
With a song and dance! This is just adorable.
This baby parrot just wants a hug! Ed. note — Gold star to anyone who watches this entire video with sound.
Orange crocodiles, green bees, and yellow lobsters -- oh my! Every now and then nature throws us for a loop by producing animals in colors we don't quite expect. If you missed it, catch the first installment here.
Someone grab the soap.
That's one determined parrot and one bewildered kitty.
Okay, so the renditions sound a little creepy, but this is still one hell of a talented parrot.
Nothing like a good turtle, parrot turf war.
By my calculations, the cute factor of a partially naked bird is trebled when surrounded by cheap ceramics. See experiment for details.
Unfortunately, it's not economically sustainable to create multiple tiny supermarkets for parrots to shop at, otherwise, we'd have some pretty adorable supermarkets on our hands.
Smart parrot is incredibly smart, and metal.
Tonight, I believe I may have found the next contenders for Parrot Idol. From The National Anthem to a stunning rendition of Lady Gaga's "Paparazzi," these are some highly qualified wingmen.
I almost had a cuteness attack! [Ed. note: Spoiler: This ends with the parrot parakeet locking up her "friend" in a wooden cage, presumably permanently. It's cute up until then though.]
If I didn't have a turtle, I'd want a bird. Maybe I'd want one a little less violent than this one, though.
Also basketball, but he's totally traveling.
Tomorrow is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.