A Must-Watch For Anyone Who's Ever Been Annoyed By A Wedding
"Objectively awful couple Ross Bird and Jessica Black want their upcoming wedding to be a true reflection of who they are as human beings," The Onion reports. "Sources claim that a reading of Walt Whitman's poetry, a bunch of candles and f*cking mason jars, and an Instagram photo booth will truly capture the essence of the insufferable pair."
The Hunger Pains
Follow the adventures of Kantkiss Neverclean as she bungles her way through the second highest-rated reality show in Peaceland. The Harvard Lampoon is responsible for this forthcoming "Hunger Games" parody. To tide you over, you can watch the official trailer and read the first chapter.