"Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing and it says you have network connectivity problems."
To paraphrase Ron Swanson, "Never half-ass two gifts, whole-ass one gift."
So many butt jokes.
"Maybe it's time for more women to be in charge" —Leslie Knope
Which are you: Team Jim & Pam? Team Sam & Diane? Team Ross & Rachel?
Breakfast foods just have a totally different meaning in Pawnee.
We're not saying that Jon Snow and Andy Dwyer are ~definitely~ the same person, we're just saying they ~probably~ are.
It's Amy Poehler's birthday today. This is why she's perfect.
Donnez-moi tous les œufs et le bacon que vous avez.
And what he does when he hears it is absolutely adorable.
He makes better decisions than you do.
Love. Betrayal. Horse. RIP Li'l Sebastian.
Take pictures of Joe Biden and quotes from Andy Dwyer and you have the same person. Here are photos that show exactly that.