Bless their hearts of gold.
Kids actually do the darnedest things...
"Just overheard my toddler say “uh-oh” from the other room, which either means I need to retrieve a toy from behind the couch or we need to change our identities and move out of state again."
And, yes, people had some thoughts. Dad told BuzzFeed News he thinks the name is "super cool and unique."
"Sometimes we’re on fire and other times we’ve had to physically put it on our calendars and schedule sex."
Do moms really have favorites?
"Last night she texted me: 'how am I supposed to fall asleep knowing I have so many friends all over the world?'"
"A dream is a wish your heart makes..."
Some were as young as 17 years old.
"My 7-year-old likes tits."
Pregnancy isn't easy, and knowing what other women have been through will help aspiring and expecting moms feel more prepared and less alone in their own prenatal journey.
You won't see it coming.
Embrace your inner dad.
🎵 "I believe the children are our future..." 🎵
"...Sometimes I forget to care about your existence."
"I cri this is the QUALITY content I am here for."
Well, at least they tried.
Good news, parents! There's a lot of stuff you'll actually WANT to watch with your kiddos.
Amy Bright had her son at Naval Hospital Jacksonville in 2003, which is when she says the needle was left in her body.
"You CAN continue doing the things you love. You CAN do them while breastfeeding. "
Take a look into my crystal ball.
Get ready to actually maybe sleep on the plane with your baby.
Gym. Tan. Raise my baby.
When moms win, we win good.
Le futur est entre de bonnes mains.
A rep told BuzzFeed News they have high hopes for the new change, but admitted that it's a "mixed bag" of reactions from parents.
He probably hits his head going through most doors.
"Zooming through the sky, Little Einsteins."
So gross, yet so fun!
Comment gérer les ateliers peinture, les sinus bouchés et les poussettes pleines de boue comme un-e pro.
"Skippy Peanut Butter and Hellmann's Mayonnaise... Together Tremendous!"
A solid gold Wii or life-size dragon?
Kids and pets, they're great.
"I'm a cool mom."
"I checked her heartbeat every day, up until the day she was born."
Your crystal ball says...
Bravo, mom. Bravo.
Both terrorize equally.
And you thought the terrible twos were bad.
"She’s a very empathetic woman. A soft heart in a hard world."
Marriage takes commitment and so does a good prank.
Smoking while pregnant can lead to low birthweight, preterm birth, and birth defects.
"That lasagna looks crisp."
"My pretty girl."
Give all of these people a medal.
Only the best for your bundle of joy.
*flips coin to see if I should shave above the knee*