#CostumeGoals since 2012.
Even the pickiest of kids can't say no to a teddy toast.
"Sorry I punched you in your vagina, Daddy."
Note to self: Stop giving out your phone number.
Because every parent needs to know a trick or two.
Have you ever searched "I think my kid..." on Twitter?
It takes two to make a dream come true.
Anyone can be a father, but it takes a real man to be a dad.