"Is... is that your mom drinking wine in a Marshall's?!?!?"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer co-stars Alyson Hannigan and Seth Green once reunited on How I Met Your Mother.
Prince William is Dad AF.
Your mother can’t drive because when all her high school friends were getting permits, she was an undocumented teen with a MetroCard but no I.D.
Steve Carell completely improvised the kiss between Michael and Oscar on The Office.
They gathered on a full moon night.
"The Mindy Project gave me the confidence to be myself and go for what I want."
A chef ditches a simulated Martian colony in Hawaii to try to conceive a child with her ex in this excerpt from Ramona Ausubel's short story collection Awayland.
Some real talk for moms with a side of hilarity.
I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying. Warning: potential spoilers ahead.
Those damn Bravermans.
Get ready for parenthood!
Project Runaway Toddler
Moms get enough sleep already, right?
"Why are you always in your room? Doing drugs? Why are you always outside? Doing drugs???"
"Why do babies cry so much? I feel like he's fucking with me at this point."
And no, we didn't pay them to like it.
I'm not crying, you are.
I can barely take care of myself.
Ridiculed for failing to have the ideal “cute celebrity pregnancy,” Kardashian called attention to the constrictive ways women are now expected to perform pregnancy in public.
Books are a great gift for Dad.
Why are period symptoms the same as pregnancy symptoms? WHY?
Things to think about at the top of the roller coaster...
Everything you want to know but are too embarrassed to ask.
There's enough on their plates for them to have to listen to your nonsense as well.
Box of tissues not included.
Anyone else craving ranch dressing?
No foreplay is like sliding down a dry Slip-n-Slide.
Calling you out, wine snobs. We all know it tastes the same.
Parents don't have to be perfect.
Who's your daddy?
"Your. Vagina. Goes. Back. To. Normal."
We need pacifiers for adults.
Pulling a tampon from your purse sounds like Christmas morning.
"Pee in the sink!"
Take me off this group text!
Snickerdoodles + Cheesecake = OMG
Did she survive?
Forget the winged eyeliner. There's no time.
"Joe sucks. Steve rules."
"Sleep when the baby sleeps." Yeah right.
Damn you, Neil Patrick Harris!
They discover the best wines to pair with your kids' crappy behavior.
"The thirst is real..."
"You're basically a live vagina exhibit..."
"Life is way too short to spend another second hating your body."
Use the same tactics as the FBI.
"We're all on this crap rocket ride of parenthood. Let's be nice to each other."
"I'm not opposed to drinking wine in the shower."