It's important to put yourself in someone else's shoes sometimes to be a better ally.
Doing a wee outside and getting scared ants will go up your vag.
The chancla will ALWAYS protect you.
I feel like you guys hate me.
You will inexplicably have to pee every 20 minutes
"I think you've seen way too many scary movies."
Let's be blunt.
"Paranoia: You only have to be right once to make it all worth while."
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Cringe in the corner and feel really badly about yourself.
Leaving the house is an eternal struggle...with yourself.
It's not paranoia if they are out to get you.
Don't even bother leaving the house anymore. But there's probably a serial killer hiding in your bathtub.
This guy follows people around in Target, describes their actions over his cellphone and creeps them out. I could watch this all day.