*Tries to remember the last time I washed my jeans*
He probably hits his head going through most doors.
We won't judge you if you only use this list to shop for yourself.
From cozy jackets to quirky books to useful kitchen gadgets, here's what BuzzFeed's Shopping & Products team is wishing for this year.
Note to self: set up automatic reply to "Go away."
OK, Facebook ads, I give in, I finally tried made-to-measure clothes.
We take pants very seriously.
Apologies in advance if this starts an international incident.
Thick thighs save lives...but kill pants.
Ever wonder why women love purses? Or why we get so excited about dresses with pockets.
New mothers working for the The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints also will receive six weeks of paid maternity leave.
Contestants guess bulges in pants created by inanimate objects
Bone Apple TEE!
Why do you have the greatest calves of all time?!
Fashun is weird!
Pants shopping just got a whole lot easier.
Another classic flower-water spill on the dick area.
Refresh your wardrobe — without having to leave the house or empty your bank account. The products in this post were updated in January 2018.
Get your boss on!
I want to see how the other half lives with their expensive leggings.
Your style reveals everything.
Why aren't all jeans like this?
"$200 for a pair of jeans?...Maybe Yeezy will follow me for a day."
"This is the worst possible week for me to be on my period."
Pick your pants wisely.
Andrew Nguyen is the definition of a Good Friend.
Boy, you need a diaper!
All end tables, counter tops, and door frames are a threat.
Barbie wants her hammock back.
"Is that me?!"
"No andes por ahí con esos chores, porque puedo ver sus nalgas!"
Is living alone the way to go?
..and still look good.
They should all fit similarly, right? Wrong!
I’m “momming” out right now and it’s insane.
Oh, You ate a burrito... that makes sense.
The result can be very ~revealing~.
A brief lesson in how a suit jacket should fit.
1,000 butt pics ahead.
"In a 2 hour lecture, you bes' believe my pants are unbuttoned."
"Why do no companies understand how powerful my thighs are and how quickly they will consume the flesh of the average jean?"
Here's how to wash your jeans: DON'T.
Once upon a shart.
Proof trousers aren't just for humans.
These stunning wedding gowns from across Asia will dramatically change the way you think brides should dress.
Indubitably, my crumpets!
He wore these to the BBC Music Awards on Thursday. We need to talk Harry.
A goddamned pantsless Passion Play.