"You fucking asshole ocean."
And some of them are even true!
Ryan Watson is lead guitar and vocals for the kid cover band Unavailable. And, yes, they're on Facebook.
Justin Bieber as some sort of pedophile caveman from the Super Bowl Best Buy commercial. They way he said "He looks like a girl" while lasciviously staring at himself is fraught with all sorts of Freudian unpleasantness.
Nine-year-old guitar prodigy Yuto Miyazawa Performed Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train on Monday's Ellen.