Pro tip: Don't lie on the internet. People will know.
Ouch. Might want to put some baby powder on that.
Wow, 2017 is already shaping up to be way better than 2016.
Never trust a stranger on the internet.
Take a seat.
You'll never find anyone like me! That's the point.
Siri, do you love me? No.
Owning a dog doesn't need to be that hard.
You should wanna bad beach like this.
Pap got got.
MIMI JUST SHOWED YOU WHO'S BOSS.
When you post something passive-aggressive, you might get owned. Why can't I "like" these more than once?!
Plus 1,000 for Miley.
This qualifies as one of those "Only in Russia" moments. It's awesome.