Sassy Sword in the Stone owl Archimedes has a lot to say about this, through the magic of gifs.
Statistically speaking, owls are the most degraded of birds. But why must they suffer such indignities as these?
Aasdlkfjalwekjagkjljretg. Wrapping this saw-whet owl in a specially designed wrap makes it easier to weigh it.
Artist John Pusateri created this impressively detailed (and adorable) series of brightly colored birds.
The Taronga Zoo in Australia claims to have a pair of sooty owl chicks named Phoenix and Dragon. Are we really supposed to believe that?
Meet Fireball. He lives at The American Wildlife Refuge, where they use Fireball for education about owls.
Admittedly, derpy owl's attempt at bulldog riding doesn't last for very long and they don't get very far (read: they don't get anywhere at all), but what's here is gold. GOLD.
There is nothing better than a happy owl. :)
For future reference, an owl's favorite piece of playground equipment is the swing set. Here is some evidence.