Note to self: do not eat sandwiches in Safeway, even if pregnant and light-headed. Because the consequences of forgetting to pay for it along with the rest of the groceries are dire.
This is what happens when everyone at the office works in NYC but you. Guys? Guys? Other stuff is happening today, too!
I would be scared too if a terrible bloodthirsty flying monster landed on my head.
A father and son were talking during a Christmas day screening of "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button." Talking during a movie is extremely rude, so this guy decided to put a stop to it. By shooting the father in the left arm.