You won't even have to sign up for time in the school computer lab to play it.
Little quiz on the prairie.
Aside from the subpar rectangle pizza that your cafeteria served up.
"Beyonce has measles! Drake has measles!"
Dysentery isn't the only thing that can kill you.
Spoiler Alert: Everyone still dies of dysentery.
When you moved someone down in your Top 8.
Time literally makes no sense.
So now you can die from dysentery in the comfort of your own browser.
“Nine out of 10 Americans believe that out of 10 people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!” — Colin Mochrie
Wait a tick! They were secretly forcing us to learn! Through fun! Great, now I'll be spending the rest of my day trying to find an emulator that isn't secretly a Trojan.