Oregon Trail
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Teens Play Oregon Trail
“Beyonce has measles! Drake has measles!”
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If “Oregon Trail” Was Made For Twentysomethings
Dysentery isn’t the only thing that can kill you.
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’90s Kids Playing Oregon Trail Again Is Glorious
Spoiler Alert: Everyone still dies of dysentery.
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How Would You Have Died In The Old West?
Manifest Deathiny.
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24 Of The Shadiest Things That Happened In Your Childhood
When you moved someone down in your Top 8.
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7 Mind-Shattering Facts About Time
Time literally makes no sense.
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17 Hard Decisions Every ’90s Kid Had To Make
French Toast Crunch or Oreo O’s?!?!
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Over 2,400 MS-DOS Games — Like Oregon Trail — Can Now Be Played Online
So now you can die from dysentery in the comfort of your own browser.
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10 Educational Computer Games ’90s Kids Will Remember
“Hours of fun on one CD-ROM!”
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How Would You Die On The Oregon Trail?
Hope for a tombstone, never expect one.
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Did You Actually Grow Up In The ’80s?
Can you prove you were raised in the greatest decade to be a kid: the ’80s?!
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10 Remarkable Facts About 1 In Every 10 People
“Nine out of 10 Americans believe that out of 10 people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!” — Colin Mochrie
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21 Ways The Oregon Trail Traumatized You As A Child
“Everyone in your party has died.”
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21 Masterfully Creative Resumes
Let’s hope all these people get hired.
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An Ode To The Computer Lab
The best part of any fifth grader’s day.
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10 Childhood Computer Lab Games
Wait a tick! They were secretly forcing us to learn! Through fun! Great, now I’ll be spending the rest of my day trying to find an emulator that isn’t secretly a Trojan. View List ›
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Oregon Trail Family Road Trip
Imagine a kid kicking the back of your seat for 2000 miles. You’d ford an unusually high river too, just for spite.
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9 Things To Name Your Oregon Trail Family
Dysentery is such a pretty name for a child.
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Oregon Trail Street Sign
Did the Oregon Trail really go through Los Angeles?
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Oregon Trail Bonus Level
This game was brutal. Disease and sensitive men named Terry lurked around every corner. View Image ›
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The Organ Trail (Game Battle)
It’s just like the old Oregon Trail. Except with Zombies. Yes, you can still get dysentery.
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Oregon Trail: The Movie
RIP Poop Face. Finally a video game movie adaptation that stays true to its roots. Watch Video ›
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Mortal Kombat Vs. Oregon Trail
What if Scorpion and Sub-Zero had to hunt for food in Oregon Trail? Here’s a mash-up of the two awesome classic games. Watch Video ›
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The Oregon Trail Song
Goofy white rappers pay the old computer game a tribute in song, replete with a cardboard robot and 8-bit Whoopi Goldberg rendering. Watch Video ›
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Oregon Trail on the iPhone
Pretty soon your iPhone will resemble your 3rd grade classroom. Read More ›
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Old School Oregon Trail
Relive the third grade!
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No Son of Mine Plays Oregon Trail Like That
McSweeney’s examines the natural disappointment of a father who discovers his son plays Oregon Trail like a total wuss.
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Thule Trail: Modern Day Oregon Trail
Forget the horse and buggy, dysentery, and the whole Oregon thing. Read More ›
