Would you like some sparkling water or is tap alright?
We know all.
Hope you're hungry.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...
Time traveling sure does work up an appetite!
I'm lovin' every single bite.
What's not to love tbh?
But first coffee.
Alexa, can you keep a secret?
Hereee we go!
“The entire reason we became diplomats has been thrown out the window,” one US diplomat said of President Trump’s radical policy changes.
The best customer service.
This is very scientific.
Someone's out there with a latte love to give.
Bizarre food delivery instructions from GrubHub customers! "I want you to murder that salad with croutons and parmesan cheese."
30 minutes or less, or your order's free.
'Cuz high school is challenging enough already.
I.e., who else would order pizza with me at 2 a.m.?
Take a deep breath. You're going to hate this.
Get ready for an ovary explosion.
Dear Pizza Burger, it's me: person about to eat you.
How well do you know the presidential line of succession?
This is why we can't have nice things.
The man, who can't be named, was given a sexual risk order in January.
A test for true Potterheads.
Basically, are you a terrible person?
The three Australian men pleaded guilty to raping a 17-year-old Croatian girl.
Pizza or spring rolls? All data from GrubHub.
The New Jersey governor's Ebola quarantine policy was adopted out of fear and politics when nurse Kaci Hickox was quarantined last year, her attorneys claim.
It's finger lickin’ good!
Shhh...shhh...you're safe now.
The temporary restraining order prevents the Center for Medical Progress from releasing more secret recordings made during meetings with abortion providers.
Just get a tattoo of your to-do list. No, seriously.
Can you watch this without feeling really weird?
Enjoy the oddly satisfying moments of life. Via /r/oddlysatisfying.
It's a new year, and you're an adult. Your life may be a mess, but your closet will at least be neat and tidy.