Stuff besides candy, naturally.
Treat yo'mom! The products in this post were updated in February 2018.
Yep, I totally bought this at a fancy boutique.
If you're at your wits end, hopefully these will help.
Unicorn makeup brushes, a foldable keyboard, light-up building blocks, a wine decanter, and other awesome stuff for people you *really* like.
Or your girlfriend, wife, sister, or mom because gender is a construct!!!!!
Beyond Millennial Pink.
Because who doesn’t want pearly white chompers?
Imagine "You get a car!" but with these instead.
Don't bristle at these questions.
It's very important to brush your canines. (Along with your molars, premolars, and incisors!)