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Congo's AK-47 Stimulus Package

Nice touch with the French, Onion News Network. Very authentic. "Now we can go to the garbage dump to rummage for building supplies without worrying about the rebels raping us to death. Now I'm my own boss." Gotcha Media

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The Chinese Andy Rooney

In a shocking turn of events, The Onion has been sold to the Chinese. The most significant benefit so far is this exclusive report from the Chinese Andy Rooney. Gotcha Media.

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