If you collect your farts for six years and nine months straight, you can create enough energy for an atomic bomb.
Gotta do something while you're stuck on desk duty.
Everyone's an onion!
Our favorite? It's a toss up.
These are enchiladas you can feel good about.
A beautiful marriage of two AMAZING foods.
This is why I can't be gluten free.
Bring these handhold rolls to your next party and one-up all your friends! Your appetizer skills have forever improved!
Not all salads need lettuce.
Zest up your salad.
You'll be chowing down in no time.
There's more than just songs about Potatoes.
Just one-pan of pure goodness.
Easy breakfast or brunch for the weekend!
This blooming onion is as delicious as it is gorgeous
You can't spell onion without n and o.
Get into it.
Easy and delicious!
Does Kylie know about this yet?
The Onion truly is America's finest news source.
Often fact is funnier than fiction.
Our lives are a joke.
Dice dice baby.
Corta corta baby.
Cortando, cortando, cortando.
Coupez, émincez, ciselez…
Sriracha, bacon AND onion rings?! What’s not to love?
Uno, dos, yum!
"This is torture to my tongue right now."
You just got hoaxed, fool.
The Taste Buds hit the road to find out on the FrozenPizzaPartyTour2k15?
If it's good enough for Tony Abbott, it's good enough for us. Almost.
Hard shell tacos suck and you should feel bad for liking them.
Anytime is a good time for a taco al pastor.
Praise be to "journalism."
The most disorienting hack yet. Twitter, for now, is powerless to stop the loosely organized Syrian Electronic Army.
China's Communist Party newspaper, People's Daily, congratulates the North Korean leader on being named the sexiest man alive by the the satirical American publication. Seriously.
These videos are maybe a little too good.
Run, radish. Run.
I'm so happy these are just drawings and this isn't the actual world we live in.
A fitting tribute. Fahrenheit 451, the temperature at which irony burns.