"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus."
"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!"
Plus the occasional bonus two-liner!
Just in case you need a laugh today. Via /r/askreddit.
“If this is your idea of a joke, then you belong in a Woody Allen film because I’m not laughing.”
Hasta la vista, baby.
What toque you so long to come into my life?
What would Scrubs be without Neil Flynn's brilliant ad-libbing?
The movie wasn't over until Arnold unleashed the one-liner.
Because she's a lady, assface.
CSI: Miami Has Been Cancelled. If I could figure out how to spell that sound effect, I would put my sunglasses on and do so [here].
Starting a new business? These witty one-liner cards are for you. The unicorn one killed me. (As seen on officialhype)