You learn so much so fast.
“She packs a punch.”
Hope you little ones like my hand-me-downs.
Let's not forget who was here first, people.
Big brother, big pain in the butt.
Nope, he's actually not my kid.
"You're small, it will definitely hold your weight..."
The first of many lessons that you can't always get what you want.
If you're not this guy, then you're doing the whole big brother thing wrong.