Hitting yourself, wet fingers and SPIT STRINGS!
"Your brother is so hot."
*Slaps him. Runs away.*
"Most of my insecurities probably stem from his abuse."
Don't EVER forget: The oldest means we were born first.
Hope you little ones like my hand-me-downs.
Big brother, big pain in the butt.
For anyone who has ever been stuck in the middle… literally
Have you been called the "baby" your entire life?
Oldest kid? This is for you!
"You're small, it will definitely hold your weight..."
One day you'll get along with them. One day.
You've got to learn fast when you were born last.
Number one: No matter how much he teases you, he really does love you.
Being the baby has its downsides. Being referred to as "the baby" your whole life, for instance.
If you're not this guy, then you're doing the whole big brother thing wrong.