"My name is Michael NOT GICHAEL PLEASE CHANGE."
"My grandma literally has 23 framed portraits of her farm animals hanging on her wall....no grandchildren, only animals..."
"Scary thought of the day: Mellenials will become school teachers."
Older, wiser, and savage AF.
I can't believe Facebook is free.
Du grand art.
The only good people on the internet, IMO.
I’M CRYING! AND NOT IN THE MILLENNIAL WAY.
It's the old people you need to look out for the most.
Me in 50 years.
Just sit back, scroll and ~relax~.
"I think I can handle all that sex, grandson."
Always count on grandma for some weed gloves.
"Asked my Grandpa what the secret to staying married is. He said, 'I said I do, so I will.'"
*squints to read the title of this quiz*
"Is bukkake a restaurant?"
You're going to miss me...
It’s so haaaard to say goodbye…to outdated physical media.
"You have to forgive yourself."
Are you young at heart or basically an old person?
"I'm so cold." —you, always
Protect them at all costs.
"Destroy the housing market, replace grad jobs with unpaid internships, tell them to buy a house."
"Why does everyone hate Nickelback?"
Making Facebook great again.
Right in the feels.
"LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!"
Or at least get close?
"Now I know why people like her so much."
You will never go hungry a day in your life.
Honestly, they understand it so much better than millennials.
Kids these days!
Those young'uns are really missing out.
They're the best.
So you've purchased a "compact disc"...
All the best advice comes from grandmas.
Your senior fate awaits.
Warning: This post contains cute AF old people holding hands. BRACE YOURSELF.
Definitely too old for this shit.
"Does a man stick his wee-wee in there?"
In my day, we called it "Netflix and chill."
"What does "bae" mean?"
Move over, Arjun.
Slaying the stock market since 1973.
"Don't make me 90 till I get there."
Always ready to bust a move... or a hip.
Get this woman a gold medal, STAT!