So many sweet amenities!
*cries for eternity*
Keep your lunch in a Thermos and put washi tape on everything.
"The journey's all about getting there." —Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Getting There (2002)
TL;DR: Double-check who you're sending that email to.
This post is lovingly dedicated to the puppies I met on my way to work this morning.
Have you accidentally sent an office-wide email?
Executive (decor) realness!
Lunchtime meetings are the WORST.
Whistle while you work!
Trabaho lang, may slight personalan!
"At a call center — with shared cubicles as far as the eye could see — I had a coworker who changed her pad under her desk."
Where are you moving to?
Bring a sweater and use a simple trick to remember your new coworker's names.
"Next thing I knew I kind of froze and was just riding home with this duck egg..."
You call it an office, they call it a war zone.
Looks like I'm about to go on an Ikea shopping spree...
I'm calling HR.
Si vous ne savez pas qui est le connard de votre bureau, c'est que c'est vous.
Show of hands if you're reluctantly back on the grind.
The suspect shot off 100 rounds during the attack before he was killed, a Colorado sheriff said.
Can you hold?
I wanna wish you a quirky Christmas.
You spend 40 hours a week together. You don't even spend that much time with your mother!
At the Secret Santa draw you will absolutely get the one person you didn't want to get.
Not too cheap, not too expensive, but juuuust right.
Pared-down gifts for people who like to keep it simple.
"It's bleak how job hunting is a job in itself and the only reward is an actual job."
"Oi check your phone"
"Am I hungry or just bored?"
Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
When they've taken the day off and haven't told you.
Upgrade your studying game without breaking the bank.
Have you ever even cleaned your keyboard?
A very important investigation.
Don't just sit there, do something.
When you're not sure if someone is waving at you but you wave back anyway.
There's this one trick that I know...
*pins the entire Pinterest headquarters*
We've got your back.
Your boss is waiting!
If we play "I Am the Resurrection", it means we're taking a shit.
Better than any career aptitude test.
"Happy birthday to [mumbles]. Happy birthday to [mumbles]."
"Hello I'm not actually out of the office yet but I might as well be because I give zero shits right now."
Just say no to drab, gray dresses.
Meet Ms Yeah.
Your boss notices everything, but chooses to ignore it.
Why do people have to microwave fish?