No word yet as to whether you'll be seeing his bare chest in the snowy slopes of South Korea.
Sometimes yearbooks can judge correctly.
RIP Grizz, the dog who died.
No fucks left to give.
Woodsprites are taking over underground.
Here he is posing in his underwear.
Yes, I am also confused.
"I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know."
Is it me you're looking for?
It's been five years since the 2011 quake which killed 185 people.
As well as anyone could take a dildo in the face.
No, we don't get exiled if we don't own a copy of Pure Heroine.
PSA: We don't actually know how to pronounce its name.
Do you even lake?
Fush und chups, fush und chups, makes me want to luck my lups!
"But I don't want another pet lamb!"
It's a ~special~ place.
Men in Black: Safety Defenders.
"Fish 'n' chips, make me want to lick my lips."
Lewis Road Creamery have launched a partnership with a breast cancer charity to raise funds, printing "breast milk" on their bottles.
"Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk!!!!!"
Seriously the most carefree nation in the world.
"Your cheese to cracker ratio is completely out of whack..."
Would New Zealand survive a nuclear war?
Have they never heard of intellectual property?
John Key wore a T-shirt that said "I'm not sorry for being a man".
Heeey Mr Carter.
It's more than just the home of Lorde guys, come on.
A filter is always a good choice.
Oh, that gorgeous island nation in the South Pacific? It'll be just fine without you.
This may or may not be an ad for beer company Tui. But either way, it might be the greatest thing that's ever happened in the history of ever.