"Thundersnow is my new band name."
"And I'll compel him to include women in the sequel"
I'm in a New York state of—MOVE IT OMG WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW?!
Find your dream neighborhood.
How many can you check off your list?
Follow the food.
"New York, New York, it's a hell of a town!"
Because why not...?
Bonjour, New York!
"Sorry I can't make it to your improv show tonight. I'm going to a protest in Washington Square Park. :/"
Dear Evan Hansen, what's it like in New York City?
Difficult choices ahead.
Say goodbye to your healthy New Year's resolution.
There are three questions about bagels on this list.
We could always use more of New York's finest.
Watch your wallet.
You know you love house hunting, xoxo, Gossip Girl
The city that never sleeps!
"I gathered my kids and my grandkids and I said, this is not us."
Journey into a haunted house where former inmates are the ones bringing the frights.
Warning: Some heavy lifting may be required.
I'm sticker shook.
AMERICA'S FAVORITE HOLIDAY!!!
"Don't be scared, you are not alone, I love you, New York loves you, and we will protect you." From Signs of Hope: Messages from Subway Therapy.
You're going to want to take a pic of these.
It's hard, we know.
Mom jeans in the front, crack in the back.
Let's hear it for oversized sweater season.
Why do I live here again?
Will move for food.
Choose some cheesecake, and not the one on your neighbor's doorstep.
You can't make this shit up.
"Does it smell like this shoe filled with raw meat I saw floating in a storm drain while walking to work this morning?"
Turns out there are a lot of things out there that look like dogs.
This is normal in New York City, I guess.
The struggle is toooooo real.
Bartenders hadn't checked the bathrooms before closing up, police said.
"Engineer looked me in the face and shut the door."
Sorry, flyover states.
Have you eaten your way through Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, Staten Island, and the Bronx?
Turtle Bay, Kips Bay, Yorkville....
I hear this man's voice more often than my own mother's.
BRB, flying to New York for a flu shot.
Full stomachs, full wallets, can't lose.
The Big Apple isn't always sweet.
What's your favorite?
Does it get you drunk though?