Christmas is only here if Santa's in Damian's window.
Bo Peep, what's good?!
A is for angels... Don't blink!
Why do we expose our children to this violent filth?
Ring around the rosie...
She'll get it one day, hopefully.
Hush little baby, don't say a word, other people live in this goddamn apartment building.
Writer/illustrator Alicia VanNoy Call is creating a series of Apocalyptic Nursery Rhymes that are equal parts cute and disturbing.
The Disney Channel movie starred Shelley Duvall as Little Bo Peep traveling through nursery rhymes. Like many '90s kids' movies, it was equal parts fun and horrifying.
Don't sing these to your kids. Or do, you sicko.
I'm not quite sure what manners a child would learn from this video.
Lost's Michael Emerson gives "Little Boy Blue" the Benjamin Linus treatment, proving he can make anything terrifying. (The fun starts about :45 to the end.)