Fetishists Want Footage Of Nancy Grace's Accident On "Dancing With The Stars"
But not the accident you're thinking of. A group called Clips-4-Sale is trying to buy the rights to the raw footage of this incident. Here is their hilariously juvenile letter to ABC on behalf of "flatulophiliacs" everywhere.
Britney Spears Sued For Sexual Harassment, Being Disgusting
The former bodyguard of Britney Spears, Fernando Flores, has long alleged sexual harassment against Spears. But new court documents have added a disgusting level of specificity to the whole sordid affair, making it even sordider (it's a word now). Flores claims that Spears would frequently make unwanted sexual advances, but her personal hygiene was so atrocious that he suffered psychological damage from the stinky come ons. Excessive farting and nose-picking are among her alleged crimes against sanitation. Also, she was (allegedly) so bombed on drugs that she insisted on being called Jennifer and Queen Bee. All charges are denied by the Spears camp. From Radar Online, here are the pertinent passages from the court filings.