They taste like puke.
Like, they're just not that cool?
I'm gonna pass.
CBA levels at 100.
Where is the anesthesia?
"So much for Sunday meal prep."
Now is this the right or the left shark?
Wasn't expecting that outcome!
What did I do to deserve this?!
I'll stay in my own body, thanks!
It's absolutely horrifying!
When fruit filling resembles rectal membrane, you know you're done with shortbread cookies 4eva!
Remember when Kathie Lee Gifford wasn't a boozy, openly-bigoted, undersexed comic genius, and everyone hated her for pretending to be perfect? This "fitness video" is from that era.