Must. Stay. Awake.
Are you a believer?
You won't sleep tonight or tomorrow night or the night after that. Just wave goodbye to your ability to sleep at all, really.
Congratulations. You played yourself.
Our world is terrifying.
I ~will~ have an early night tomorrow.
Is that the sun?
Do you want this? Can you handle this? Then take this quiz.
Nap so hard MFers wanna fine me.
Friend: "You look tired." You: -_-
Nursing is a work of heart.
If I fall asleep right now I'll get approximately 6 hours and 17 minutes of sleep.
You're only a senior once, after all.
Eh, sleep is overrated, anyway.
Parenting ain't for the weak.
We own the night... or does the night own us?
When was the last time you got your full eight hours?
Don't listen to these. OK, don't say I didn't warn you.