Madonna Flashes a Nipple On Stage in Turkey
At her Istanbul concert on Thursday night, the 53-year-old singer flashed a lot of skin, but she didn't have a wardrobe malfunction. While performing her hit 1995 song "Human Nature" the singer began stripping off her clothes, first removing her white shirt, before she simply pulled down her bra to give the audience a good look at her right nipple. [Editor's note: do I need to say that this clip is NSFW? It's NSFW.]
Rihanna's Very See-Through Shirt [NSFW]
Rihanna, I love you, but I'm confused: what is this thing you're wearing over your chest that totally and completely exposes your boobs? A mesh shirt with an ill-fitting cardigan over it? A sweater on top of a shirt? An undershirt? A shirt within a shirt? The most meta nip-slip of all time? CANNOT UNDERSTAND RATIONALE, DOES NOT COMPUTE.
Fetishists Want Footage Of Nancy Grace's Accident On "Dancing With The Stars"
But not the accident you're thinking of. A group called Clips-4-Sale is trying to buy the rights to the raw footage of this incident. Here is their hilariously juvenile letter to ABC on behalf of "flatulophiliacs" everywhere.
Nancy Grace Wardrobe Malfunction
Here's some grainy footage and a grainy photo of Nancy Grace popping out of her top during last night's Dancing With The Stars. Y'know...if you're into that sort of thing. And if you are, my deepest condolences. Also, note the bizarre cutaway shot at the end of the clip. It's stock footage of a passive, silent crowd as the live audience is whooping and hollering at the nip slip.