Your BuzzFeed News newsletter, March 9: Tariffs, North Korea, Super Smash Bros. coming to the Switch.
Nintendo nos ha estado mintiendo durante décadas.
PUTAIN DE CARAPACE BLEUE.
Nintendo has been lying to us for decades.
Don't click on this post unless you lived through the '80s.
It's gonna be a hard choice between going on a download spree or a day of productivity.
Trust us, these are the games you'll want to give as gifts this year.
In your face, Santa!!!
Michael Jackson socks, horoscope necklaces, and customized face magnets, FTW.
Truly splurge-worthy gifts that'll make you their favorite person.
"In Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp, you don't say 'I love you,' you say 'a communication error has occurred, please try again later,' and I think that's beautiful."
Bye! Forever living in Pocket Camp.
From cozy jackets to quirky books to useful kitchen gadgets, here's what BuzzFeed's Shopping & Products team is wishing for this year.
*Buzz* *buzz* I'm a bee!
You can't unsee this.
Le meilleur jeu de tous les temps. Un point c'est tout.
Truly a great time to be a kid!
Er schlägt von unten mit der Faust dagegen! MIT DER FAUST!
The summer remix we've been waiting for.
Remember when you used to think that a Dancing Coke Can was the coolest thing ever?
"I cannot see with my eyes, but I have always wanted to play games, just like everybody else."
Of course you owned the Mario games, but how far did you branch out?
Are you ready to play with power?
Well, there's always eBay.
How well do you remember the gaming scene in the late '90s?
Pass aber auf die Bananen auf!
They taste terrible, try it!!!
"I'm seriously about to cry right now."
WARNING: Toad with a nose ahead.
Presumably you've already bested the *NORMAL* mode and are here for Round 2? If not, be warned this difficulty level is NOT for beginners.
"Is it weird that this reminds me of Wall-E?"
I mean, if you've ever played a game in your life that is.
Nintendo makes a debut, a lawsuit against Google, more hacking, and a boatload of cash for Apple.
It's a next gen system. It's a portable system. It's a multiplayer system. It's out of control.
HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRE we don't go...
"It's dangerous to go alone, take this engagement ring."
The dramatic conclusion of Samsung v. Apple, Trump's favorite news site, Nintendo comes to mobile, and more in our weekly tech news quiz.
In an interview with BuzzFeed News, the creator of Mario speaks about his iconic videogame's iPhone and iPad debut.
FYI, the Nintendo Wii came out a decade ago.
"Wait. There's still PlayStation?"
Or are you going to end up with another Magikarp?
Time to play ~Smash~!