The sky's awake, so I'm awake!
Crawling out from underneath your covers and facing the world, made easier.
Must. Stay. Awake.
Carpe noctem! From National Geographic's Night Vision: Magical Photographs of Life After Dark.
If we agree to meet up in the morning, it means we really like you.
You've stayed up all night because it's easier than waking up really early the next day.
Would you trade in some of your salary for a later start time?
"How is it suddenly 5 a.m.?!"
"Why the fuck is the sun up already"
*hits snooze forever*
Why is society like this.
There's a reason they don't call it Netflix and sleep.
It's all Netflix's fault TBH.
Shoutout to all the other permanently exhausted pigeons.
Having things in common is so overrated.
It takes skill to be this tired.
Including an extensive knowledge of infomercial products and the urge to text everyone you know after 11 p.m.
Check off all that apply.
I'm finally starting to wake up! Welp, time for bed.
Is the darkness your best friend or worst enemy?
Are you taking this quiz in the middle of the night?
Why be an early bird when you can be a night owl?
Because obviously one is superior. But which one?
Are you more likely to stay up until 5am or get up at that time?
Your brain just works BETTER after noon, OK??
"Watch next episode."
Just gonna hit the snooze button 10 more times.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little weirder, darling.
And what does it all mean?
Sleeping is overrated.
You'll sleep when you're dead. Maybe.
Sleep is for people who DON'T have Netflix.
Sleep is for the weak.
And yet people still insist you operate when the sun's up. Ugh.