"And I'll compel him to include women in the sequel"
Cabs are here!
More sleep, less drama.
"We could never make this at home."
"I don't want to look slut, but sort of semi-slut."
You danced just like Christina Aguilera.
"Oh God, the burger van outside D2 smells like heaven on Earth."
Just don't eat any apples when the drunk munchies set in.
We'll tell the story of *last* night.
This is ladies night and...oh no Sarah don't cry.
"It's terrifying and I'm in a tiny parking lot."
It's never as glamorous as it seems.
What fresh hell is this?
From pre-drinks to watching someone swim in Castle Gardens fountain.
A squad that drinks together stays together.
It is legitimately one of the best nights out in Manchester.
"Whatever... I'm getting cheese fries."
This couple know your struggle.
You've got that Jameson look in your eyes.
We've all been there.
No matter what, the night always ends at Pit Stop.
Lindsay. That's a dope name.
One too many shots of firewhiskey.
"And in the morning, I'm making waffles."
It might be the most expensive city in Australia, but there are still a ton of things to do without breaking the bank.
For when you and Teddy hit the club.
Accio a butterbeer or 12, and solemnly swear you're up to no good.
One large glass of Pinot Gringotts please.
Because that's when you need food the most.
The pumpkin can't even handle me right now.
Put down that phone, drunk you.
Let's tackle this.
Oh the shame.
An ode to all you veteran mistake makers and risk takers who foolishly throw caution to the wind, even when the bar lights come on.