"Most kids have a stuffed animal or blankie. My niece has one of those plastic owls you put outside to scare away birds"
The earth is safe in their hands.
"They're going to be the reason I go into credit card debt."
It's basically an endless train of candy floss and compliments.
"Played I Spy with my 4 year old niece. Obliterated her."
Be thankful we warned you.
Not like all those regular aunts.
It's like having kids, without any of the responsibilities! Score.