I mean, the guy did say he was going to steal the Declaration of Independence.
Your parents brought you into this world, and they can take you out (literally).
Things that'll show you care, so you don't have to.
The human meme strikes again.
::Mentally prepares five hours for small greeting:: The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
I swear to God I will.
Put your movie knowledge to the test.
Did you know Dakota Fanning is related to Kate Middleton?
Put your Travolta/Cage expertise to the test!
You don't have to spend a fortune to find an awesome item. The products in this post were updated in May 2018.
* throws pokéball at the Declaration of Independence *
The man with many roles is also the man with many scores.
Time to make a declaration of love.
Nicolas Cage is a true force of nature, but just how well do you know his work?
You have got to be f***ing kidding me.
It's time to take his face off (the Supreme Court website).
Happy Birthday to our favorite space alien, Nicolas Cage.
The Tyrannosaurus skull was illegally smuggled into the U.S. in 2006 where it was sold at an auction for $276,000.
Everything you thought you knew is a lie.
Find out which Nic Cage character you are.
"Not the bees!"
Are you sexy-awkward or just extremely sexy?
Uncage your love for the world's greatest actor.
Does Google dream of electric sheep? Nope. It dreams of a bunch of dog faces and slug bodies.
A hell of a lot better, that's for sure.
National Treasure is a national treasure.
ÇA, c'est ce qu'on appelle un service de qualité.
Now THAT is some quality service!
Facts that will strike the Depps of your heart.
No one does it better.
Sprite Slam Dunk participants Zach LaVine and Mason Plumlee select their starting five in this year's celebrity draft.
Are you a casual fan? Or are you trapped in the Cage?
Hotels everywhere need to step up their Nic Cage game. (h/t this Imgur user)
In honor of his 51st birthday.
“I'm a fat ballerina who takes scalps and slits throats!”
Roger Ebert, this is not. Nicolas Cage's new faith-based thriller is touting an unusual anti-endorsement.
Ryan Gosling, quit playing games with my heart!
JLaw forever. And ever.
L'argent ne peut pas tout acheter, mais apparemment il peut acheter une machine à voyager dans le temps.
Cage rage is alive and well.
While looking like a glam rock cowboy martian.
He's our national treasure.
Attention, ce que vous êtes sur le point de lire peut vous changer à jamais.
What's going on here?
Did you know he has his own pyramid?