"You have a nutmeg wholesaler vibe."
"I like getting older. I feel like I'm finally aging into my personality."
"People are the worst." —Nick Miller (and you)
"Winston, if you think those shoes are brown, what colour do you think you are?"
He's a grumpy, lovable, and totally relatable guy.
There is no situation he doesn’t understand.
Because you should aspire to be a 30-year-old bartender.
"The messy parts are the best parts."
Yes, it is perfectly fine to watch TV all day.
Because you are not a functional adult.
Because New Girl would be absolutely nothing without this gem of a man. And his limitless facial expressions.
You know that the New Girl pair are soulmates, but do you know how you know?
If you've come here for Jack Johnson, you've got the wrong guy.
Based on briefly standing near him at a PR event.
He just *gets* it.
How well do you know your New Girl guys?
You love True American, but you need something that you can actually play while New Girl is on.
Because you too should be your own character on New Girl already.
I can't, I literally just can't right now. Spoilers for this week's episode.
Look at him attempting to be an adult! Spoilers for last night's New Girl.
And also the one thing that can make it PERFECT. Huge spoilers for this week's episode.
We knew this wouldn't be easy. Spoilers for this week's New Girl.
Now we see where he learned his rage filled ways. Ranked from least to most vitriolic. Spoilers for this week's New Girl.
We're not yet sure how he'll do as an actual boyfriend, but New Girl's Nick Miller is definitely an AMAZING crush.
He only about 10 words of it, but eh, whatever. He's still Jake Johnson, so swooooooooooooooon.