"I reckon Celebrity A&E would be less stressful than this." The celebrity version of the show, produced to raise money for Stand Up to Cancer, has been a hoot.
The Apprentice announced new candidates this morning, just when you thought 2016 had turned a corner.
Why do they keep on picking these sorts of people to take part?
This goes without saying, but NSFW.
Oh consonant, vowel, consonant, consonant.
It's the bit of the show where you start shouting at the television. Now you can shout at the internet instead.
Seriously. You might as well end the show on Sunday and be done with it.
And this is from the man who can do great facial expressions.
This is the moment we've all been waiting for.
Yes that's right, this board game ACTUALLY exists.
Nick Hewer's death stare will destroy us all.
Watch The Apprentice on BBC One or iPlayer and then come here. Here's every single thing that mattered from this week.
Her best moment was trying to sell a bog brush to London Zoo.
Warning: major spoilers.
"There is no 'i' in team, but there is five in individual brilliance."
Think that you could handle it better than all of the egos in the show? Well, Lord Sugar will see you now.
Prepare to get angry, because The Apprentice UK is back on our screens.
He visited the BuzzFeed UK office the other day. We decided to test his online knowledge. The result? Reaction GIFs that dreams are made of.
Will you be fired, or hired?