"Is this future me?" "No, it's Isabelle."
Back on your bullshit. The 2018 edition.
Heather Land already won 2018.
It's never too early to start planning.
This is for everyone who breaks their resolutions one week in.
New year, new you.
Happy new year!
Will you be lucky in love or money this coming year?
Will you fall asleep in 2017 or 2018?
Will they last longer than Game of Thrones?
Start packing your bags and your six packs.
It's all about dresses.
Where did time go?!
New year, new me, new song choices.
Hear me out.
"I have reached that time between Christmas & New Year where my google searches just become variations of 'use leftover ham'."
It'll be different this year, I swear.
"I will learn a new language" – I will download Duolingo and then delete it when I need more storage.
I already broke my resolution, TBH.
Either way, f*%k 2017.
Cheers to realistic expectations!
It's written in the stars.
Let the stars be your guide for 2018.
"If you play 'Bring Me to Life' by Evanescence at exactly 11:59:08 on New Year's Eve, the first 'wake me up' will play at exactly midnight."
'Tis the season ma dudes!
Cheers to the New Year!
Let it snow!
They're both the best, tbh.
What will your resolution be?
They're both equally awesome!
Shipping *not* included.
'Tis the season.
Who doesn't want pie on the go?
They're totally normal, I swear.
BBQ FOR DAYS.
Peanut butter and cookies, best friends forever.
Bring these handhold rolls to your next party and one-up all your friends! Your appetizer skills have forever improved!
Get everything you need to make your version at home with our friends from Plated!
Crunchy and gooey all in one bite.
Yummy and healthy.
It's very berry.
A sweet combination that's perfect for your next party!
You'll be eating pasta before you can say presto.
How's everyone doing one month in?
Who needs resolutions, anyway?
Make your resolution last all year by getting awesome stuff in the mail!
Happy new queer!!