Bless their hearts of gold.
This is parenting, guys.
Some were as young as 17 years old.
"...Sometimes I forget to care about your existence."
"Most of parenting is unsuccessfully attempting to sit down."
It's only nine months.
*flips coin to see if I should shave above the knee*
Hear us out.
Like trying to feed the baby and eat chicken wings at the same time.
Sandwiches with no crusts, cut diagonally.
I call bullshit.
Are you a helicopter mom or just a hot-mess mom?
Mom friends are the best friends.
"My 4-year-old has been talking for 23 years."
Kristen Bell does laundry, too, guys.
Why, child, why?!
"Why would you have to feel ashamed? A living thing grew inside of you."
Fear not. We have the answers.
Learn from the pros.
Keeping up with the...baby mamas?
Scooped turds out of a tub.
The human body. It's weirdly amazing.
Mom level: 100.
It's a 'mom' thing. You wouldn't understand.
Just don't say we told you.
We love the dads of 2017.
"I work at Dollar Tree and my mom asked if I get an employee discount."
If you wannabe my... mother.
Moms always give the best advice.
Read and learn, people.
"Your real name isn't mom?!"
Slay, momma, slay.
"It takes balls to be a dad."
We wanna see your mom style.
Moms gone wild.
It needs to be said.
“I like that The Weeknd song that goes 'I’m at motherfucking Starbucks.'”
There's all sorts of surprises.
AM I POOPING???
"Was your pregnancy unplanned?"
Mama said there'd be days like this...
Just livin' that mom life.
Motherhood never looked so damn good.
Get ready to get resourceful.
Pass your knowledge on to new moms who could use some guidance!
"What does he look like, doctor?"
The pump was definitely invented by someone who hates women.