Let's get wet!
The choice is all yours.
A gold-medal smile TBH.
Just in case you were wondering what those purple, circular bruises are on Michael Phelps.
I'm not even straight and I know this.
Prior to the 2016 Rio Olympics, of course!
You've got a totally weird voca-pool-ary.
Spoiler alert: Everything smells like chlorine.
He deserves it.