"I'm not changing my bland-ass last name to his bland-ass last name when I just renewed my passport."
"I already have a last name."
What's in a name?
And yes, we'll tell you how to say it too!
Who were you destined to be?
Your mind is about to be blown!
These are the best stores in the world, it's a fact.
Spice up your life.
"I have an iced coffee for...Orgy."
Road trip, anyone?
These are all worth trying!
Never sound like your mom again.
Take me back!!
Huh, I never knew about this.
You might THINK you remember...
Specifically, a British person who's only ever seen one US TV show.
Beau over Bart?
Are you Florian, Gertrude, or Myrtle?
Maybe your name is somewhere in here.
It takes at least three tries for someone to get it right.
Let's play the name game.
Start planning early.
The names included in this quiz are from the top 10 boys and girls names for American children born in 2016, according to the U.S. Social Security Administration.
Who the heck is Mark Sinclair????
The distance between curiosity and fear is tragically short.
Will you have yourself a little Clifford? Or maybe a Mabel?
Nothing too kinky.
We're saving you the headaches.
Think of how fun it'll be to tell your kid they were named after a BuzzFeed quiz.
You'll want to get pregnant just to use these.
What's the worst way someone's messed up your name?
Prepare to be shook!
Fill up your bag!
Do you prefer a Dick or a Richie?
Every person has a name that best suits them.
Anything above 15 is a VERY good score. Warning: you will definitely kick yourself.
You'll be surprised.
What's in a name, amirite?
Take a well-needed break with this rainbow of pretty pictures.
"Nice to meet you, uh... dude."
We can see your future.
The love list.
"Thelma and Louise, cause they both bad bitches."
Looking for only the breast submissions.